I met this guy on Catholic Mingle and he seemed sweet. We had all the same interests and he had a boat. I’ve always wanted to learn how to waterski so I was excited he was willing to teach me.

We chatted for about a week and both decided it was time to do that first in-person meet up.

This is where things got weird.

I suggested we go to this new mexican place downtown. Everyone who had gone there said is was fabulous and the drinks were outstanding. He stuttered a bit and said we should go to an Indian place he knows about.

I told him that my body really doesn’t agree with curry. It’s like the only thing I can’t eat. He insisted we go there and convinced me there are a lot of things on the menu that don’t have curry in them. He said it will change my mind about Indian food.

Reluctantly, I agreed to go. We had our date set for Wednesday night and I must say I looked fabulous!

He showed up in this suit that was much too small for him and it made him look silly, but he was cute enough so I decided to see what might happen next.

There wasn’t much on the menu I could actually eat so I had some raita and pita bread and started drinking. He insisted a get an entree and ordered something for me. The talk at dinner was interesting, but I couldn’t stop staring at his tiny little suit.

When it came time for the check, He pulled out a coupon for a free entree when one of equal value is purchased! He only drank water so he said, “This will cover my part of the check and here’s $3 for the tip.”

I was floored! Who brings a coupon on the FIRST DATE? AND he made me order something so his meal would be free!

What a freak!